Ah Motherhood

It's not yet lunch time and so far the two year old has eaten:

1. A banana/orange juice/strawberry yogurt/ frozen blueberry smoothie
2. A large wedge of canteloupe
3. Three navel oranges
4. Three mini candy-canes (memo to self: find a new hiding place)
5. Half an ice-cream sandwich (memo to self: check floor for treat wrappers before giving treats)
6. One slice whole-wheat toast with peanut butter
7. One bowl of mixed berries with milk
8. One bowl of popcorn
9. 10 cheesy crackers
10. One glass of milk
11. One glass of natural apple juice
12. Three or four servings of "boob"

And all I can think about is how bad his diet was today because of those damn candy canes!

Ah Motherhood: making imbeciles of us all since Eve.

*Cheese! He snacked on cheese too! Oh, yeah, now I feel better